If you had your own car brand, what would you name it?

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03/17/2015 at 12:42 • Filed to: None

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We've all probably thought about our own car brands at some point. What was the name of yours?

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I'd name mine "Neosport," because neo = new, and sport = sport.


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Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 12:44

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AAA Autos, so I would be first in the phonebook.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 12:44

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Mine would be Bradleigh, that just sounds like something classy and British right?


Kinja'd!!! Frozenbuddy > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 12:45

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Obsidian Automotive


Kinja'd!!! Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 12:45

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I've thought about this before, and how weird it would be to have a car company with my last name. But then I think about how all of the major brands are just people's surnames. So I'd have to go with Fairbanks Motors. It sounds really old school, which I kind of like.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 12:45

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No Name, and all my cars would be yellow.

I've never thought about it before and that probably shows.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > For Sweden
03/17/2015 at 12:45

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Then I'll make mine AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Autos.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > For Sweden
03/17/2015 at 12:46

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I'd name mine 00 Cars so I'd be first if you sorted by ascii values.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 12:46

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*my first name.

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Milky
03/17/2015 at 12:46

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No Milky Motors?


Kinja'd!!! Milky > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 12:48

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Good nickname ….. not a good company name.

Unless you sell milk …. which my dad does. Not a joke.


Kinja'd!!! Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
03/17/2015 at 12:50

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And the cars I'd build would look like modern versions of classic Japanese and some German cars. Think 510, Celica GT, 2002, Sports 800, and KGC10 Skyline with modern looks/technology/performance.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 12:50

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Actually you'd want AA. Or just A.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 12:54

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My family crest is the logo. Lumsden Rally. We just make street legal rally cars.


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 12:55

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Bitchin' Motors. The attention from controversy would be great for business. And we would only sell Bitchin' cars, of course.

"Dude, check out this Bitchin' car I got from this Bitchin' dealership."


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 12:58

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MOIST MOTERS

- A brand of vehicles designed for the adventurous. We actually encourage you to get them wet and dirty. Have fun with them and make all your fantasies come* true.

should I stop now?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
03/17/2015 at 12:59

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I'd rock a Moist.


Kinja'd!!! wunderwagen wants a longer roof > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 13:01

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Howard Automotive. I kinda like it.


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Alfalfa
03/17/2015 at 13:01

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Ohh yah, well check out my Fuckin' car. The Fuckin' service department is great. And, oh, let me tell you about Tom, my Fuckin' sales associate.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 13:01

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WAR-MACHINES!!!


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
03/17/2015 at 13:07

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there is a guy in my town who is known as yellow man. he has 2 yellow trucks, a yellow house and wears a yellow rain coat out. hes supposed to be a millionaire but his house looks like something out of the horders show


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 13:08

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poopMcScootsMobile because I am a child and would be one of the great failed motor companies. Nobody would buy one, but we would make amazing vaporware.


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 13:08

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I thought up my company back in high school, about 6 or 7 years ago. It would be called Aquila Motoristici.

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Kinja'd!!! Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow
03/17/2015 at 13:09

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Fairbanks Motors: "The Modern Classic"

Oh man, this just keeps coming together more and more. Who wants to start a car company with me? lol


Kinja'd!!! bpromersberger > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 13:11

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Rustbelt Motors.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/17/2015 at 13:20

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hes supposed to be a millionaire but his house looks like something out of the horders show

How do you think he became a millionaire?

Anyway, the real question is: Does he have a yellow hat, too?

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Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 13:24

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Montego Motors


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
03/17/2015 at 13:24

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haha my girls were watchin that yesterday. i wouldn't be surprised if he had some sort of yellow hat. i'm pretty sure he does not have a pet monkey


Kinja'd!!! Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 14:28

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"A Very Good Car Brand."


Kinja'd!!! traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 15:17

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To make macho military vehicles - Vanguard


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 15:44

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Not after myself, that's for damn sure. I have an Italian name, but it's one of the rare ones that would sound really stupid on a car.

I always wondered whatever happened to naming things after well regarded historical figures - like they did with Tesla. A lot of the good ones have already been taken, but what about Champlain or Washington?


Kinja'd!!! AntiSpeed > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 16:16

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Well that's easy!

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Kinja'd!!! noise > TheHondaBro
03/17/2015 at 21:25

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I've put a lot of thought into this


Kinja'd!!! Manic Otti > TheHondaBro
03/18/2015 at 12:25

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Carco?